sincerely,

have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:39:50 -0700

have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

yeah the tv screen got in the way

heartentire: It will get better. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but it will eventually. After every...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:29 -0700

heartentire:

It will get better. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but it will eventually. After every storm comes a rainbow.

dang-letsadventure: scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:06:08 -0700

dang-letsadventure:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

Omg

Tumblr Code.

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:53:19 -0700

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

I’ll put it on a T-shirt

scarymerry: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:23:37 -0700

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

mychaelnewyen: wreckedstate: mollyiswideawake: mentalalchemy: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:17:55 -0700

mychaelnewyen:

wreckedstate:

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

“they have us surrounded. Poor bastards” is the best

I lost it at more liquor

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:31:56 -0700

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:30:26 -0700

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

fruk-more-like-frick-already: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:23:13 -0700

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr: thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

i swear to god ima put these niggas away fo life

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:49:06 -0700

i swear to god ima put these niggas away fo life

ilovemesomefreakingpie: johneggbutt: you got yourself into...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:37:29 -0700

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:36:40 -0700

howdomermaidsfuck: so am i getting my snack wrap or

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:57:31 -0700

howdomermaidsfuck:

so am i getting my snack wrap or

gnarly: unknownelandes: SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT I stared at...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:58:15 -0700

gnarly:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

I stared at this for 5 min omg

kawrying: so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:54:18 -0700

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

Photo

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:20:07 -0700

Photo

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:20:03 -0700

windy-boy: shuckyule: i wonder if this guy ever got to the...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:02:02 -0700

windy-boy:

shuckyule:

i wonder if this guy ever got to the position

yes

muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:00:27 -0700

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings

welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:58:07 -0700

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET